The Pacifier
+ Vin Diesel plays a navy seal assigned to protect the widowed family of a scientist. He must protect them from those responsible for the murder, while trying to discover where the scientist's secrets are hidden. That's enough for a good action movie, but this is a comedy. So they throw in the hilariousness of mister tough guy being forced into baby sitting. Classic Disney style comedy follows in this typically fun family flick.
- The film isn't big-budgeted, so most of the supporting cast are pop TV stars. Think of it like a made-for-TV movie, but with better film/sound quality.
G Movie = 7.5/10 DVD Features = 3.5/10
Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl
+ Captain Jack Sparrow and his crew of pirates join forces with the heroic Will Turner to save the damsel in distress. Her captors, the mutinous pirate crew of the Black Pearl, seek to have their evil "curse" lifted. Action and adventure bring the classic Disneyland/WDW attraction to life, with enough Disney references to fill your 3-cornered hat.
- The film is rated PG-13 for a reason. Children under thirteen might be frightened by the dark violent scenes and the scary "Cursed" pirate crew. Use cation in deciding wether this movie is right for your family.
PG-13 Movie = 10/10 DVD Features= 8/10
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
+ This Sequel to "Curse of the Back Pearl" is just as exiting as it is hyped to be. It's an action film to be enjoyed by Disney fans and thrill seekers around the globe! Captain Jack is in trouble again, but this time he has the Black Pearl and it's crew on his side to defend himself from Davy Jones himself !.
- The film is rated PG-13 for a reason. Children under thirteen might be frightened by the dark violent scenes and Davy Jones' scary pirate crew. Use cation in deciding wether this movie is right for your family.
PG-13 Movie = 10/10
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
+ This one ties up all the loose ends left by the last two films. Jack is Back from his watery grave to save the day, and keep the the East India Trading Company from taking over the seas forever. A fantastic finale to the Trilogy, the sights and sounds of Pirates III will leave you soaked in the salty brine of Action Movie adrenaline!
- The film is rated PG-13 for a reason. Children under thirteen might be frightened by the dark violent scenes and the ruthless pirate crews. Use cation in deciding wether this movie is right for your family.
PG-13 Movie = 10/10
Robin Hood (Most Wanted Edition DVD)
+ Robin Hood, Disney's animated classic, is already one of the best loved films by fans all over the world. Now, thanks to a new digital recording process, Robin Hood looks better than it ever has before. At it's original cinema release the film was not a fraction as crisp, colorful, and clean as it is on this DVD. The animators of the film haven’t seen their artwork in such detail since it left their desks. Even if you've seen it a thousand times, watching the DVD is better than watching it for the first. This is an absolute must for fans of any Disney animated classic.
- Although the DVD did have a deleted scene (revealing an alt. ending), the lack of quality bonus features leave something still on my "Most Wanted" list. However, viewing the film in a resolution better than it can ever get is well worth the retail prise.
G Movie = 9/10 DVD Features= 4.5/10
Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
+ Tim Allen returns in one of his most originally comical roles, Scott Calvin, AKA Santa. This time, Jack Frost (played by the hilarious Steeve Martin) is out to get Santa's job as head of the north pole. Scott must stop Frost, patch up his family life, and still make his Christmas Eve deliveries. The original cast returns in this instant Christmas Classic.
- "Bernard" the head elf, was written out of the movie, as the actor became too old to fit the role.
G Movie = 9/10
Sky High
+ Wether your a hardcore comic book fan, or just like cool super hero movies, you'll love this action-comedy movie. Stunts, special effects, and hilarious comic book spoofs make this family film an instant classic, reminiscent of the old Disney feature films.
- The film is rated PG for some fantasy-action-violence. Families should be cautious in deciding if this movie is right for viewers younger than 7 years old.
PG Movie = 8.5/10 DVD Features = 6.5/10
Shaggy Dog (2006)
+ Tim Allen plays one of his funniest roles ever in this remake of the Disney classic, his funniest live action role since "The Santa Clause". It's a fun family comedy with the usual Disney happy ending.
- Some mild crude humor and some religious material may be considered offensive.
PG Movie = 8/10 DVD Features = 4/10
Teacher's Pet
+ This movie, based on the original Disney cartoon series, is about a dog who wants to be a boy. Spot (AKA Scott) gets his wish granted, only to find out that being human isn't at all like he expected. Featuring the comical voice talents of Nathan Lane, Jerry Stiller, and David Ogden Stiers. One insanely odd comedy for the family.
- Some comical cartoon violence may be objectionable to some parents.
PG Movie = 7.5/10 DVD Features = 6.5/10
The Three Musketeers (Mickey Mouse)
+ Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy star in their first full length movie. The style and wit of classical Disney shorts, blended with new twists, make for a fun kids movie.
- Basic straight-to-video quality movie, but still well done in keeping Mickey's popularity alive.
G Movie = 7.5/10 DVD Features = 7.5/10
Tron 2.0 (PC Game)
+ A sequel to the classic Disney Sci-Fi classic movie, Tron 2.0 digitizes you right into the middle of the action with it's 1st-person shooter style gameplay. The graphics are a fantastic blend of lo-res enviroments mixed with dazzling lighting and environmental effects! Between the action packed story mode and the Light Cycle races, this game gives you multiple play options, including online play against fellow Tron 2.0 gamers. Lots of stuff to unlock, Cool storyline, and hours of pulse throbbing action. A must for the "Halo" generation of gamers.
- Level loading time is slow with less than 512MB of RAM, thus making the occasional "Game Over" an unbarable waste of time, but still worth playing even with the wait. Rated "Teen" for action violence, and some mild language.
T PC Game = 9/10
Twenty-Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
+ Based on one of the best-loved sci-fi novels of all time, Disney's 20,000 Leagues takes you beyond the book, and into an unforgettable film experience. Starring Peter Lorre, Kirk Douglas, and James Mason as Captain Nemo, this classic action drama is a masterpiece to fit any film collection. A great movie the entire family can watch together.
- The first quarter of the film may be boring for kids under the age of 7, and there is some mild action violence, but overall a family-safe movie.
G Movie = 9/10 DVD Features = 9/10
Valiant
+ Comedic adventures of an RAF carrier pigeon in WWII. Fun comedy the family can enjoy together.
- The film lacked a complex plot, and didn't have much to offer adults. Visual scenery and effects left something to be desired.
G Movie = 6.5/10 DVD Features = 6.5/10
The Wild
+ One of the most spectacular displays of visual artistry in the history of animated fur. Beautifully rendered landscapes and animated movie sets. Fun movie for the little kids.
- The storyline and comedy are very kid-corny, not meant for adults. Many various characters are introduced throughout the film, however they all seem to have different variations of the same "zany" personality. Although the movie is suitable for all ages, most viewers over the age of 10 may find themselves bored.
G Movie = 6/10
